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nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly)

posted:11 hours ago, 659838 notes
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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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gpunks:

Matching icons for you and your friends

(Source: hey-rogby)

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marinashutup:

comedium:

RE: I didn’t know I had depression.

Everyone should watch this video at least once.

Everyone go watch Ashley’s amazing response to a video I made awhile back about depression and mental health stigma.

(Source: comedium)

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cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

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percyjacksass:

sometimes at guard i drop things, like flags or my hopes and dreams

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[karl marx voice] nice

[karl marx voice] nice

posted:23 hours ago, 1 notes
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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)

posted:23 hours ago, 155259 notes
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MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe

"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

posted:1 day ago, 41714 notes